For those of you that don’t already know this, I need to make this disclaimer: I am a HUGE Eagles fan.
Recently, as I have been rummaging through craigslist ads for the next chapter in the life of KB (you can get those on craigslist, right?) it has become more clear than ever just how ridiculous people truly are. And when I brought this discussion up with others, such as Cotter, I learned that this phenomenon of outrageousness had found itself in my backyard: Eagles fandom.
Well, where to begin, really? There are so many entry points on this one.
Frankly, besides the bad grammar, the inability to take a picture that includes his mug (conveniently, we ponder?), and his general redundancy of the words “whatever” and “wherever”, lies the REAL question: What is this dollar?
Is this the value of the seats? That’s not okay.
Does it mean that when you “meet me whereveer and pick me up or meet me where ever I want” I have to awkwardly introduce myself with a handshake that includes a folded up george washington? Also not okay. I’m not smooth enough to pull off the handoff. It’s awkward and outdated.
Do I have to try and buy something for the value of a dollar at the game? Because, having a few of those under my belt (with NO help from craigslist, nonetheless), I know that task to be impossible first hand. Everything usually costs your first born at Eagles games.
But, there is also the possibility that I am reading into this all wrong.
Could it be that you are supplying me tickets to an eagles game, giving me a free ride, and then giving me a dollar bill to top it off? To, which, really all one can wonder is: Does this include beers during the game?
Because, frankly, if that’s the case, I guess as you can really say, as a true Eagles fan is.. sign me up.. hottie.